boom. roasted. text of the night.

me:"drew a clover into my guinness while the guy next to me sipped his budlight."

becky: "pansy."

becky: "not you. the woman next to you."

im having trouble identifying what picture you are referring to...

im so hungry that i want exactly 1 chicken nugget please.

why does chic-fil-a offer a 1 piece chicken nugget meal?! what good is that? unless you are ordering like 50 of them that order is entirely useless...

yea...i could get used to looking at that :)

now someone draw this on my hip please

what?! someone reads this?! oh dream big!!

so is it still a healthier alternative if...

i ate the entire box? ahem. hypothetically speaking of course....

moving along. dear justin, im addicted. no bueno! bad justin bad! it tastes like the inside of a friggin ferrero rocher chocolate for crap's sake! foul tempter you.