irene trips up the stairs: July 2012

Monday, July 30, 2012

looking at pictures of my friend's kid

"that's her when she was cute."
"was?"
"well ya know, they're really cute at first, but then they get sort of weird looking for a few years."

Monday, July 23, 2012

Sunday, July 22, 2012

eureka!

thought i lost my school ring...

just now found it in the fridge...im not gunna question it.

Thursday, July 19, 2012

cue jeopardy song

i ALWAYS nearly starve to death while waiting for a scheduled dinner at a restaurant...do i eat something before? but then i won't be hungry at dinner...but if i wait...i just might die...dilemma

me: whew weekend's almost here...
bank account: you know what, why don't you work a catering event friday night
me: no...i don't really like the sound of that
bee keeper convention: guess what, we're holding a convention in clemson so you get to be open on saturday
me: wait, what? no no, buzz off
greenville: you know you wanna head my way for the weekend
my bed: i feel like we're growing apart. you don't have time for me anymore.
pajamas: i miss your body. how bout we hook up early friday night...what the heck, let's go crazy and have a threesome with your bed all saturday morning too
golds: hey what about body pump saturday morning! you ate a lot of cookies today.
me: i'm sorry guys. i can't. apparently i volunteered myself to work a catering event. and apparently i'm dragging my butt to work on saturday morning.

yuck!

i hope there's some peace and quiet at the pool sunday cuz imma get my veg out on

morning jam to start my long run!

missin ya miss sally herbert!

maybe this time i won't get myself lost in central like last thursday...oh well, getting lost is the best way to add mileage to your run right?

Wednesday, July 18, 2012

gets me everytime.

story of my life

no....

thank YOU!

there is no finer thing to give to another person than a laugh and a smile. this outlook keeps me happy. and i hope it keeps you happy too :)

story time!

i've gotten in the habit of calling melanie before bed...today she spoiled me by reading me a bedtime story...the title of the book? "i'd really like to eat a child" ...who in the world would own such a book?

oh yea i got it for her a couple years ago.

shout out to all my fitness ladies!

i'm truly thankful for those who inspire, encourage, and motivate me to work out :) ya'll are fantastic and sexy as hell!

we missed something in our bonfire...

cuz i really will not need this ever again, the Lord willing.

Tuesday, July 17, 2012

i promise im not racist. but this is kinda funny

im off to set fire to the rain

laura: "goin for a run....see you in like 5 minutes"

haha the first step out the door is the best step anyway laura!

ooh looks like it might rain...should've joined you on that run. i love summer runs in the rain :)

also...some of you think im a beast in the gym....well here's what it really looks like

if you ever wanted to know how to make me melt...

sorry ladies. i call dibs

Monday, July 16, 2012

wanted:

anybody to help me move the weekend of the 27th.
must be strong enough to lift boxes...
and must be channing tatum.

but since the world will not grant this simple, little request of mine...what i really need is anybody who would want to help me out that weekend to move from university village in central to behind sonic. incentive: you get to hang out with me! which should be enough. but since im nice, i'll throw in dinner and drinks....dinner, which i will cook and a drink, maybe two. im poor.

so...yea. not everybody at once...
::crosses fingers and waits for response::

got a hot date

...with my bed. that started 10 minutes ago.

we're pretty passionate lovers. sheets and legs entwined. you're jealous, i know.

and yes. i am aware it is only 8 o clock.

sweet dreams

me: "alright"
melanie: "i know, you gotta go. it's 8:05. it's past your bedtime."

you get an A+

melanie: "you're gunna be toned in places you've never been before!"
me: "are we talking about working out or puberty...cuz im not so sure i want THAT toned"