doh!

i've developed a slight limp just now. the sole culprit is an unintentionally direct collision between my rear end and the edge of a table. I had leaned over to tie my shoe, so I was in a stance similar to the middle evolutionary piece between a monkey and man, when I suddenly stood up, forgetting the table was behind me, causing my butt bone to hit the table edge with the same sort of physical conviction a foot has as it makes contact with a soccer ball aimed for the end of a field.

at which point mom chooses to round the corner, not phased at all at the sight of me gingerly rubbing my bottom with a pained expression.

that's gunna bruise.